So, you’ve decided to get your hands a little dirty—and frankly, that’s the smartest move you’ll make this week. Romaine lettuce. It’s not just a sad, pale thing in a plastic bag at the supermarket. No, my friend, when you pick your own romaine in the Netherlands, you’re talking about a crisp, sun-kissed, crunchy green that practically snaps with pride. And the best part? You do the honors.
Gather your crew—partner, kids, or that one friend who only pretends to be helpful. Head to one of the many pick-your-own farms dotting the Dutch countryside. The rows of romaine will stand tall, looking like oversized green roses exploding from the soil. Here’s the deal: you don’t yank it like a tug-of-war champion. Instead, give the base a gentle twist and pull—it’ll come free with a satisfying pop. If it’s stubborn, use a small knife to cut at the base. Leave the outer leaves if they’re ragged; you’re a connoisseur, not a savage.
Make an event of it. Bring a basket (wicker adds 10 points to the vibe), snap a photo of your lettuce grinning under the Dutch sky, and maybe even toss an apple or a bag of freshly dug potatoes into the mix. You’ll walk away with a haul that smells like earth and victory.
Once you’re home: What to do with your beautiful bounty
First, wash it. Not a gentle rinse—a real soak in cold water. Swish off any lingering Dutch soil or tiny critter that hitched a ride. Dry it (a salad spinner is your best friend) and wrap it in a damp kitchen towel in the fridge. Now, the fun part.
Romaine is the ultimate utility player. Use its sturdy leaves as boats for taco fillings, as a crunchy base for a grilled chicken salad, or simply torn into a bowl with a zingy lemon vinaigrette. It also grills beautifully: halve a head, brush with olive oil, char on high heat for 2 minutes per side, then douse with balsamic and Parmesan. Mind-blowing.
Two cooking recipes (because you picked a vegetable)
1. The “I can’t believe it’s this good” Caesar Salad with Homemade Croutons
- 1 head romaine, chopped or torn
- 2 slices stale bread, cubed
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- 1 clove garlic, minced
- 1/4 cup grated Parmesan
- For the dressing: 1/4 cup mayo, 1 tbsp lemon juice, 1 tsp Dijon mustard, 1 anchovy (or 1 tsp anchovy paste), 1 clove garlic, salt, pepper, and a splash of Worcestershire sauce
Toss bread cubes with olive oil and garlic, bake at 180°C for 10 minutes until golden. Whisk dressing ingredients together. Toss romaine with dressing, croutons, and Parmesan. Stop pretending you don’t love it.
2. Grilled Romaine with Balsamic Glaze and Toasted Pine Nuts
- 2 halved romaine heads (cut lengthwise, keep core intact)
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- 2 tbsp balsamic glaze (or reduce balsamic vinegar on the stove until syrupy)
- 2 tbsp pine nuts, toasted
- Salt, pepper, and a dusting of Parmesan (optional)
Brush cut sides of romaine with olive oil. Sear on a hot grill or grill pan for 2–3 minutes per side until charred but still crisp inside. Drizzle with balsamic glaze, sprinkle with pine nuts. That’s it. You’re a grill wizard.
One cocktail recipe (romaine? In a drink? Trust me.)
The Green Crunch
- 1 large romaine leaf (about 10 cm long)
- 60 ml gin (or vodka, if you’re square)
- 30 ml fresh lime juice
- 20 ml simple syrup (or honey syrup)
- Ice cubes
- 1 splash soda water
Muddle the romaine leaf gently in the bottom of a shaker. Add gin, lime juice, and syrup. Shake with ice for 15 seconds. Strain into a tall glass filled with ice. Top with a splash of soda water. Garnish with another tiny romaine leaf and a lime wheel. It’s savory, herbaceous, and just weird enough to impress your friends.

